Hello!
4gifs:

You won’t be needing this anymore…


Omfg

4gifs:

You won’t be needing this anymore…

Omfg

thealienonbroadway:

nyotabadassuhura:

girlwithalessonplan:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

The video is even better:  http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/this-woman-killed-it-on-american-ninja-warrior.html

The male competitors are in awe the whole time, and even the commentators learned to stop saying, “I don’t think she can do this.”

She’s amazing.

IT GOT BETTER

This video made me cry

didsomebodysayredvines:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

I wanna eat this old dudes soul.

didsomebodysayredvines:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

I wanna eat this old dudes soul.

misandry-mermaid:

I feel like if tumblr had a body, it would wear this shirt.

misandry-mermaid:

I feel like if tumblr had a body, it would wear this shirt.

I want to fall to sleep with you,
and I could care less
whether it is in
layers upon layers
of clothing
or only our skin–
all I really want is to wake up
not knowing
where I end and you begin.
Beau Taplin, "A Goodnight" (via a-d-r-ii-a-n-a)

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line